Just want to read and write. But everything’s been keeping me away from doing just that. Time waits for no man.
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
i dont even remember what the original ‘roses are red violets are blue’ poem is anymore
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick
me: an invitation might have helped
